fun with technology

November 14, 2009 guestku Comments off

Cell phone nearly dead
Powerbook has shit the bed
Bad tech week for me

Categories: Guestku, Random Events

does it have a window?

September 17, 2009 guestku Comments off

Told new boss I quit
Took it better than I thought
She wants my office

Categories: Guestku, Job, Requires Therapy

I’m free!

September 17, 2009 guestku Comments off

Gave notice today
Packed up office months ago
Good bye to Cortland

Categories: Bad Attititude, Guestku, Job

Blazing arses

August 18, 2009 Magnificent Spaz Comments off

tasty texas hots
shouldn’t eat them every day
bowels will revolt

Categories: Intestinal Distress

wtf is that noise?

July 17, 2009 Magnificent Spaz Comments off

library patron
has musical hearing aid
making high pitch din

Categories: Job, Mental Health

librarian with pms

February 10, 2009 Magnificent Spaz Comments off

it’s greek study night
squeals of vapid joy fill the air
where is my mallet?

Categories: Bad Attititude, Job

feel it

January 26, 2009 guestku Comments off

My shitty haiku
has been posted on the web.
I’m king for a day!

Categories: Brain Trust, Guestku

vomit stew

January 25, 2009 Magnificent Spaz Comments off

i like to soak pots
water and food starts to grow
days pass, sludge rippens

Categories: Brain Trust, Gross, Hygiene

billowy, voluminous

January 24, 2009 guestku Comments off

big granny panties
billowy, voluminous
dwarfing my poor ass

Categories: Fashion Blunders, Guestku

Burritos!

January 24, 2009 guestku Comments off

gassy air abound
Smells that scare small animals
Burritos revenge