fun with technology
November 14, 2009
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Cell phone nearly dead
Powerbook has shit the bed
Bad tech week for me
Categories: Guestku, Random Events
does it have a window?
September 17, 2009
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Told new boss I quit
Took it better than I thought
She wants my office
Categories: Guestku, Job, Requires Therapy
I’m free!
September 17, 2009
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Gave notice today
Packed up office months ago
Good bye to Cortland
Categories: Bad Attititude, Guestku, Job
Blazing arses
August 18, 2009
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tasty texas hots
shouldn’t eat them every day
bowels will revolt
Categories: Intestinal Distress
wtf is that noise?
July 17, 2009
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library patron
has musical hearing aid
making high pitch din
Categories: Job, Mental Health
librarian with pms
February 10, 2009
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it’s greek study night
squeals of vapid joy fill the air
where is my mallet?
Categories: Bad Attititude, Job
feel it
January 26, 2009
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My shitty haiku
has been posted on the web.
I’m king for a day!
Categories: Brain Trust, Guestku
vomit stew
January 25, 2009
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i like to soak pots
water and food starts to grow
days pass, sludge rippens
Categories: Brain Trust, Gross, Hygiene
billowy, voluminous
January 24, 2009
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big granny panties
billowy, voluminous
dwarfing my poor ass
Categories: Fashion Blunders, Guestku
Burritos!
January 24, 2009
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gassy air abound
Smells that scare small animals
Burritos revenge
Categories: Crude, Guestku, Intestinal Distress