I do everything
Our toes are over the edge
We can’t support that
A “C” is top notch
Students fall into a bin
Move everyone up
Push out the data
Wink is good, Wack is better
Is that realistic?
It’s not optional
It’s required or it’s not
Do we value it?
You can customize
The numbers don’t support that
We have twelve of those
This job is proactive, systematic, hydromatic,
Why it’s librarian lightning…
We’ll get some integrated technologies and excellent facilities, oh yeah…
Keep hiring, whoa keep hiring
tenure track and a long drive, oh yeah…
I’ll get it ready, oh, I’ll be ready
With a Masters on the floor they’ll be knocking down my door
You know that ain’t shit when we’ll be gettin’ lots of tit
(original line, hard to top)
greased librarian
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Based on Greased Lightning
