no straight jacket this week, thanks

September 25, 2009 Magnificent Spaz Comments off

It’s been a good week
coworkers have all their limbs
my meds are working

curse or blessing?

September 17, 2009 Magnificent Spaz Comments off

it’s that time again.
yearly evaluation
will i be set free?

Categories: Job

where’s my CV?

September 17, 2009 Magnificent Spaz Comments off

i really should leave
job enjoyment vanished
back stabbed too much

Categories: Bad Attititude, Job

does it have a window?

September 17, 2009 guestku Comments off

Told new boss I quit
Took it better than I thought
She wants my office

Categories: Guestku, Job, Requires Therapy

I’m free!

September 17, 2009 guestku Comments off

Gave notice today
Packed up office months ago
Good bye to Cortland

Categories: Bad Attititude, Guestku, Job

Blazing arses

August 18, 2009 Magnificent Spaz Comments off

tasty texas hots
shouldn’t eat them every day
bowels will revolt

Categories: Intestinal Distress

wtf is that noise?

July 17, 2009 Magnificent Spaz Comments off

library patron
has musical hearing aid
making high pitch din

Categories: Job, Mental Health

librarian with pms

February 10, 2009 Magnificent Spaz Comments off

it’s greek study night
squeals of vapid joy fill the air
where is my mallet?

Categories: Bad Attititude, Job

feel it

January 26, 2009 guestku Comments off

My shitty haiku
has been posted on the web.
I’m king for a day!

Categories: Brain Trust, Guestku

vomit stew

January 25, 2009 Magnificent Spaz Comments off

i like to soak pots
water and food starts to grow
days pass, sludge rippens

Categories: Brain Trust, Gross, Hygiene