Author Archives: Magnificent Spaz

March 7, 2011

thanks, really

By Magnificent Spaz

best words ever heard
“you are no longer needed”
a guilt free exit

Comments Off | posted in Job

August 21, 2010

plop tits here

By Magnificent Spaz

downtown for pizza
lean over in v-neck shirt
get free garlic knots

Comments Off | posted in Ab Fab, Brain Trust, Fashion Blunders

September 25, 2009

no straight jacket this week, thanks

By Magnificent Spaz

It’s been a good week
coworkers have all their limbs
my meds are working

Comments Off | posted in Bad Attititude, Irony, Job, Mental Health, Requires Therapy

September 17, 2009

curse or blessing?

By Magnificent Spaz

it’s that time again.
yearly evaluation
will i be set free?

Comments Off | posted in Irony, Job

September 17, 2009

where’s my CV?

By Magnificent Spaz

i really should leave
job enjoyment vanished
back stabbed too much

Comments Off | posted in Bad Attititude, Irony, Job

August 19, 2009

what?why?how?mom!

By Magnificent Spaz

denial begins
despair follows soon after
(i still miss you mom)

Comments Off | posted in Pain

August 18, 2009

Blazing arses

By Magnificent Spaz

tasty texas hots
shouldn’t eat them every day
bowels will revolt

Comments Off | posted in Intestinal Distress

July 17, 2009

wtf is that noise?

By Magnificent Spaz

library patron
has musical hearing aid
making high pitch din

Comments Off | posted in Job, Mental Health

February 10, 2009

librarian with pms

By Magnificent Spaz

it’s greek study night
squeals of vapid joy fill the air
where is my mallet?

Comments Off | posted in Bad Attititude, Job

January 25, 2009

vomit stew

By Magnificent Spaz

i like to soak pots
water and food starts to grow
days pass, sludge rippens

Comments Off | posted in Brain Trust, Gross, Hygiene

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