This job is proactive, systematic, hydromatic,
Why it’s librarian lightning…
We’ll get some integrated technologies and excellent facilities, oh yeah…
Keep hiring, whoa keep hiring
tenure track and a long drive, oh yeah…
I’ll get it ready, oh, I’ll be ready
With a Masters on the floor they’ll be knocking down my door
You know that ain’t shit when we’ll be gettin’ lots of tit
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greased librarian
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Based on Greased Lightning