Bad Haiku ===> Badku

Cell phone nearly dead
Powerbook has shit the bed
Bad tech week for me

Told new boss I quit
Took it better than I thought
She wants my office

Gave notice today
Packed up office months ago
Good bye to Cortland

My shitty haiku
has been posted on the web.
I’m king for a day!

big granny panties
billowy, voluminous
dwarfing my poor ass

gassy air abound
Smells that scare small animals
Burritos revenge