Category Archives: Childish Glee

Frozen Shitmobile

fling chunks across yard
hack ice off windows and doors
don’t care about dents


oops, was that me?

noisy intestines
gas at the reference desk
should i let one fly?


ADD

getting directions
mind wanders off to no where
silver is shiny


Observation

Sometimes I notice
that the hair on my forearms
is really too long


Time for new computer

Ominous ticking
hair dryer blows dust away
does nothing to help


Ink is cool

Green uniball pen
makes sloppy handwriting cool
so I tell myself


yay

yay, no boss today
video games for nine hours
I will do no work


break wind

quiet in the stacks
ah, loud fart in library
into stale silence


apple juice

I remember why
I do not drink apple juice
nearly shit my pants


rear end

coffee donuts and beer,
dietitians shudder with fear,
with childish delight,
I jam them in left and right,
until my body is nothing but rear.


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