Category Archives: Childish Glee

March 7, 2008

Frozen Shitmobile

By Unholy Twerp

fling chunks across yard
hack ice off windows and doors
don’t care about dents

Comments Off | posted in Childish Glee, lame

February 29, 2008

oops, was that me?

By Magnificent Spaz

noisy intestines
gas at the reference desk
should i let one fly?

Comments Off | posted in Brain Trust, Childish Glee, Crude, Intestinal Distress, Job

January 30, 2007

ADD

By Unholy Twerp

getting directions
mind wanders off to no where
silver is shiny

Comments Off | posted in Brain Trust, Childish Glee, Mental Health, Theme Challenge, What ADD?

November 4, 2006

Observation

By Magnificent Spaz

Sometimes I notice
that the hair on my forearms
is really too long

Comments Off | posted in Childish Glee

July 9, 2006

Time for new computer

By Unholy Twerp

Ominous ticking
hair dryer blows dust away
does nothing to help

Comments Off | posted in Childish Glee, Geek

July 2, 2006

Ink is cool

By Unholy Twerp

Green uniball pen
makes sloppy handwriting cool
so I tell myself

Comments Off | posted in Childish Glee, Geek, Requires Therapy

June 23, 2006

yay

By Unholy Twerp

yay, no boss today
video games for nine hours
I will do no work

Comments Off | posted in Childish Glee, Job

April 18, 2006

break wind

By Magnificent Spaz

quiet in the stacks
ah, loud fart in library
into stale silence

Comments Off | posted in Childish Glee, Crude, Intestinal Distress, Job

October 19, 2004

apple juice

By Unholy Twerp

I remember why
I do not drink apple juice
nearly shit my pants

Comments Off | posted in Brain Trust, Childish Glee, Crude, Intestinal Distress

July 16, 2004

rear end

By Unholy Twerp

coffee donuts and beer,
dietitians shudder with fear,
with childish delight,
I jam them in left and right,
until my body is nothing but rear.

Comments Off | posted in Childish Glee, Intestinal Distress, Random Events

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