Category Archives: Crude

January 24, 2009

Burritos!

By guestku

gassy air abound
Smells that scare small animals
Burritos revenge

Comments Off | posted in Crude, Guestku, Intestinal Distress

September 17, 2008

Every shit you take

By Magnificent Spaz

job creates poop piles

I move them away from me

they always return

Comments Off | posted in Crude, Job, Mental Health

March 7, 2008

Please, can I open a window?

By Unholy Twerp

house sealed for winter
visible stink miasma
devil’s spawn fear us

Comments Off | posted in Crude, Hygiene, Mental Health, Theme Challenge

February 29, 2008

oops, was that me?

By Magnificent Spaz

noisy intestines
gas at the reference desk
should i let one fly?

Comments Off | posted in Brain Trust, Childish Glee, Crude, Intestinal Distress, Job

February 26, 2008

bowel knots

By Magnificent Spaz

for days been on can
movements are fast and fluid
the corn floats freely

Comments Off | posted in Crude, Gross, Intestinal Distress

January 30, 2007

Decisions Decisions

By Unholy Twerp

panties from the gap
looked wedgie proof in the store
up my ass right now

no clean underwear
except others made like this
I have five days worth

Comments Off | posted in Crude, Pain

January 12, 2007

Feeling damn good

By Unholy Twerp

Post flu phlegm-a-thon
stuck in my throat like cement
shhhhhhnorking does no good

Comments Off | posted in Crude, Pain

September 20, 2006

beans

By Magnificent Spaz

do not lift butt cheek
in company of others
odors not welcome

Comments Off | posted in Crude, Intestinal Distress

July 17, 2006

sweaty work place

By Magnificent Spaz

no ac at work
in office in wife beater
collecting boob sweat

Comments Off | posted in Crude, Hygiene, Job

April 18, 2006

break wind

By Magnificent Spaz

quiet in the stacks
ah, loud fart in library
into stale silence

Comments Off | posted in Childish Glee, Crude, Intestinal Distress, Job

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