Category Archives: Fashion Blunders

August 21, 2010

plop tits here

By Magnificent Spaz

downtown for pizza
lean over in v-neck shirt
get free garlic knots

Comments Off | posted in Ab Fab, Brain Trust, Fashion Blunders

January 24, 2009

billowy, voluminous

By guestku

big granny panties
billowy, voluminous
dwarfing my poor ass

Comments Off | posted in Fashion Blunders, Guestku

April 11, 2008

get x-rays

By Unholy Twerp

abscess caused no pain
root canal was less than fun
gold crown is shiny

Comments Off | posted in Fashion Blunders, Gross, Hygiene, Pain, Theme Challenge

January 25, 2006

Clogs suck

By Unholy Twerp

shiny ugly clogs
if you buy another pair
I will kick your ass

Comments Off | posted in Bad Attititude, Fashion Blunders, Requires Therapy

January 11, 2006

Spending priorities

By Magnificent Spaz

worn jeans for a year
should buy a new pair or two
bought purple clogs first

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December 7, 2005

under pants

By Magnificent Spaz

once every four weeks
comfort comes before fashion
granny pants appear

Comments Off | posted in Crude, Fashion Blunders, Pain, Theme Challenge

December 7, 2005

Glorious Granny Panties

By Unholy Twerp

down around my knees
lace riding over my pants
and a wedgie too

Comments Off | posted in Fashion Blunders, Theme Challenge

December 7, 2005

my eyes are watering

By Unholy Twerp

I have smelly pants
jeans I haven’t washed in weeks
I’m wearing them now

My shoes are bad too
stink is nearly visible
you stay away now

Comments Off | posted in Crude, Fashion Blunders, Hygiene

November 29, 2005

i’m wearing what?

By Magnificent Spaz

sleepy this morning
get dressed in a stupor
blue socks with brown shoes

Comments Off | posted in Fashion Blunders, Mental Health, Random Events

October 19, 2003

polyester

By Unholy Twerp

today I’m wearing
polyester underwear
they trap moisture

Comments Off | posted in Crude, Fashion Blunders, Hygiene

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