Bad Haiku ===> Badku

asp struggles
if integer equals blah
mind thrown for a loop

SQL phrase tanked
‘object not found’, yet again
bang head on table

running a program
makes stupid computer smoke
ebay has better

Ominous ticking
hair dryer blows dust away
does nothing to help

Green uniball pen
makes sloppy handwriting cool
so I tell myself

Shit, bluescreen of death
new computer is needed
stronger, faster games

“Grind, Grind” goes hard drive
best back up cat photos now
much suckage to lose

changed stylesheet
paragraph tags less bloated
even in i.e.

why does the upgrade
use a crappy WYSIWYG box?
hand coding less work

upgraded wordpress
wiped out all former posts
thankful for backups