Category Archives: Gross

fusion

Joy of not working
becoming one with my couch
I need cheese and beer


vomit stew

i like to soak pots
water and food starts to grow
days pass, sludge rippens


get x-rays

abscess caused no pain
root canal was less than fun
gold crown is shiny


lazy hygiene

don’t always shower
i am not a bad person
just a smelly one


bowel knots

for days been on can
movements are fast and fluid
the corn floats freely


three day fartathon

i ate some garlic

well, maybe about a bulb

infinite gas cloud


My face hurts

bloody snot rocket
cleared from sinus in shower
the flu goes down drain


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