Bad Haiku ===> Badku

i like to soak pots
water and food starts to grow
days pass, sludge rippens

abscess caused no pain
root canal was less than fun
gold crown is shiny

don’t always shower
i am not a bad person
just a smelly one

for days been on can
movements are fast and fluid
the corn floats freely

i ate some garlic

well, maybe about a bulb

infinite gas cloud

bloody snot rocket
cleared from sinus in shower
the flu goes down drain