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Unholy Twerp — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 06:30:43 +0000

Joy of not working
becoming one with my couch
I need cheese and beer

Magnificent Spaz — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 19:22:40 +0000

i like to soak pots
water and food starts to grow
days pass, sludge rippens

Unholy Twerp — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 01:37:44 +0000

abscess caused no pain
root canal was less than fun
gold crown is shiny

Magnificent Spaz — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 13:57:07 +0000

don’t always shower
i am not a bad person
just a smelly one

Magnificent Spaz — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 23:22:26 +0000

for days been on can
movements are fast and fluid
the corn floats freely

Magnificent Spaz — Sat, 22 Sep 2007 19:55:33 +0000

i ate some garlic

well, maybe about a bulb

infinite gas cloud

Unholy Twerp — Wed, 17 Jan 2007 20:07:13 +0000

bloody snot rocket
cleared from sinus in shower
the flu goes down drain