Category Archives: Guestku

dlsc minutes

I do everything
Our toes are over the edge
We can’t support that

A “C” is top notch
Students fall into a bin
Move everyone up

Push out the data
Wink is good, Wack is better
Is that realistic?

It’s not optional
It’s required or it’s not
Do we value it?

You can customize
The numbers don’t support that
We have twelve of those


Smell Ya Later

Gift from coworkers
Body wash, sanitiziers
Do they think I stink?


house guest

bird in the dryer
critters in the effing wall
is this still my house?


fun with technology

Cell phone nearly dead
Powerbook has shit the bed
Bad tech week for me


Why would you ask that?

Yay! We’re expecting!
Told the boss the happy news
Was it planned? She asked


Did she check?

Boss says coworker
Must have a stick up his ass
How do I respond?


Bitter much?

Coworker tells me
I’m not twenty anymore
Thanks, you old biddy


We have a winer!

Hauled to the dumpster
Crap from previous trainers
I lasted three years


does it have a window?

Told new boss I quit
Took it better than I thought
She wants my office


I’m free!

Gave notice today
Packed up office months ago
Good bye to Cortland


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