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guestku — Mon, 31 Oct 2011 13:21:28 +0000

I do everything
Our toes are over the edge
We can’t support that

A “C” is top notch
Students fall into a bin
Move everyone up

Push out the data
Wink is good, Wack is better
Is that realistic?

It’s not optional
It’s required or it’s not
Do we value it?

You can customize
The numbers don’t support that
We have twelve of those

guestku — Sat, 21 Aug 2010 18:49:03 +0000

Gift from coworkers
Body wash, sanitiziers
Do they think I stink?

guestku — Sat, 21 Aug 2010 16:24:11 +0000

bird in the dryer
critters in the effing wall
is this still my house?

guestku — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 18:33:35 +0000

Cell phone nearly dead
Powerbook has shit the bed
Bad tech week for me

guestku — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 18:46:43 +0000

Yay! We’re expecting!
Told the boss the happy news
Was it planned? She asked

guestku — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 18:40:42 +0000

Boss says coworker
Must have a stick up his ass
How do I respond?

guestku — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 18:39:08 +0000

Coworker tells me
I’m not twenty anymore
Thanks, you old biddy

guestku — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 18:37:34 +0000

Hauled to the dumpster
Crap from previous trainers
I lasted three years

guestku — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 23:33:14 +0000

Told new boss I quit
Took it better than I thought
She wants my office

guestku — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 23:32:19 +0000

Gave notice today
Packed up office months ago
Good bye to Cortland