Category Archives: Hygiene

fusion

Joy of not working
becoming one with my couch
I need cheese and beer


flea bath

soggy cat haiku
wet cats here for affection
fruit fly memory


vomit stew

i like to soak pots
water and food starts to grow
days pass, sludge rippens


Can i open a window?

pets, smokers, winter
noxious aromas sealed in
dry heat brings dry heaves


get x-rays

abscess caused no pain
root canal was less than fun
gold crown is shiny


crusty teeth

teeth feeling grubby
brushing often doesn’t help
visit dentist soon


stinky library

seventies building
contains poor ventilation
fetid odors stay


Please, can I open a window?

house sealed for winter
visible stink miasma
devil’s spawn fear us


lazy hygiene

don’t always shower
i am not a bad person
just a smelly one


slob

need to do dishes
too lazy to run water
starting to fester


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