Bad Haiku ===> Badku

tasty texas hots
shouldn’t eat them every day
bowels will revolt

gassy air abound
Smells that scare small animals
Burritos revenge

noisy intestines
gas at the reference desk
should i let one fly?

for days been on can
movements are fast and fluid
the corn floats freely

i ate some garlic

well, maybe about a bulb

infinite gas cloud

do not lift butt cheek
in company of others
odors not welcome

running a fever
the stomach gurgles and churns
ate something funky

quiet in the stacks
ah, loud fart in library
into stale silence

about to take dump
someone walks into bathroom
my rectum slams shut

take time out to shit
even if you are busy
nature does not wait