Category Archives: Intestinal Distress

Blazing arses

tasty texas hots
shouldn’t eat them every day
bowels will revolt


Burritos!

gassy air abound
Smells that scare small animals
Burritos revenge


oops, was that me?

noisy intestines
gas at the reference desk
should i let one fly?


bowel knots

for days been on can
movements are fast and fluid
the corn floats freely


three day fartathon

i ate some garlic

well, maybe about a bulb

infinite gas cloud


beans

do not lift butt cheek
in company of others
odors not welcome


check expiration dates

running a fever
the stomach gurgles and churns
ate something funky


break wind

quiet in the stacks
ah, loud fart in library
into stale silence


interrupted

about to take dump
someone walks into bathroom
my rectum slams shut


shart

take time out to shit
even if you are busy
nature does not wait


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