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Blazing arses

Magnificent Spaz — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 19:39:53 +0000

tasty texas hots
shouldn’t eat them every day
bowels will revolt

guestku — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 17:50:33 +0000

gassy air abound
Smells that scare small animals
Burritos revenge

Magnificent Spaz — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 20:52:53 +0000

noisy intestines
gas at the reference desk
should i let one fly?

Magnificent Spaz — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 23:22:26 +0000

for days been on can
movements are fast and fluid
the corn floats freely

Magnificent Spaz — Sat, 22 Sep 2007 19:55:33 +0000

i ate some garlic

well, maybe about a bulb

infinite gas cloud

Magnificent Spaz — Wed, 20 Sep 2006 15:33:46 +0000

do not lift butt cheek
in company of others
odors not welcome

Unholy Twerp — Mon, 21 Aug 2006 20:57:06 +0000

running a fever
the stomach gurgles and churns
ate something funky

Magnificent Spaz — Tue, 18 Apr 2006 12:59:35 +0000

quiet in the stacks
ah, loud fart in library
into stale silence

Magnificent Spaz — Tue, 20 Dec 2005 11:41:10 +0000

about to take dump
someone walks into bathroom
my rectum slams shut

Magnificent Spaz — Mon, 21 Nov 2005 16:40:08 +0000

take time out to shit
even if you are busy
nature does not wait