Category Archives: Intestinal Distress

March 18, 2005

regurgiburp

By Magnificent Spaz

fast peristalsis
is unpleasant in reverse
get to taste food twice

Comments Off | posted in Crude, Intestinal Distress

March 17, 2005

lactose

By Magnificent Spaz

sleeping peacefully
awoke to loud butt trumpet
karen ate cheese last night

Comments Off | posted in Crude, Intestinal Distress

March 15, 2005

fiber

By Magnificent Spaz

drink plenty of water
move solids through colon
or pass naught but air

Comments Off | posted in Crude, Intestinal Distress

February 2, 2005

veggie burger

By Magnificent Spaz

bad veggie burger
then exorcist vomiting
same time as the runs

Comments Off | posted in Crude, Intestinal Distress

December 26, 2004

travel

By Unholy Twerp

need to shit right now
impacted bowel hurting
six hours to go

Comments Off | posted in Intestinal Distress, Pain

October 19, 2004

apple juice

By Unholy Twerp

I remember why
I do not drink apple juice
nearly shit my pants

Comments Off | posted in Brain Trust, Childish Glee, Crude, Intestinal Distress

October 13, 2004

interview

By Magnificent Spaz

interview today
bowels are moving too fast
burritos out now

Comments Off | posted in Intestinal Distress, Job

July 16, 2004

rear end

By Unholy Twerp

coffee donuts and beer,
dietitians shudder with fear,
with childish delight,
I jam them in left and right,
until my body is nothing but rear.

Comments Off | posted in Childish Glee, Intestinal Distress, Random Events

June 29, 2004

rumbles

By Magnificent Spaz

Thai noodles with beef
causes rumbles down below
office air not safe

Comments Off | posted in Intestinal Distress, Job

December 25, 2003

assburp

By Magnificent Spaz

Chinese food assburp
garlic and onions brewing
beano is no use

Comments Off | posted in Crude, Intestinal Distress

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