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guestku — Mon, 31 Oct 2011 13:21:28 +0000

I do everything
Our toes are over the edge
We can’t support that

A “C” is top notch
Students fall into a bin
Move everyone up

Push out the data
Wink is good, Wack is better
Is that realistic?

It’s not optional
It’s required or it’s not
Do we value it?

You can customize
The numbers don’t support that
We have twelve of those

Dusty Yurt — Fri, 07 Oct 2011 14:06:01 +0000

legless coffee pot
walking down the hall all day
wait – that’s my bladder

guestku — Tue, 10 May 2011 17:43:37 +0000

Pushing the nugget
Is part of your job, says Dean
I try not to weep

Magnificent Spaz — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 17:02:31 +0000

best words ever heard
“you are no longer needed”
a guilt free exit

guestku — Sat, 21 Aug 2010 18:49:03 +0000

Gift from coworkers
Body wash, sanitiziers
Do they think I stink?

guestku — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 18:46:43 +0000

Yay! We’re expecting!
Told the boss the happy news
Was it planned? She asked

guestku — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 18:40:42 +0000

Boss says coworker
Must have a stick up his ass
How do I respond?

guestku — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 18:39:08 +0000

Coworker tells me
I’m not twenty anymore
Thanks, you old biddy

Magnificent Spaz — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 23:31:01 +0000

It’s been a good week
coworkers have all their limbs
my meds are working

guestku — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 18:37:34 +0000

Hauled to the dumpster
Crap from previous trainers
I lasted three years