Bad Haiku ===> Badku

where is my shovel?

it’s high time to move poop piles

evaluation near

password frustration
can’t remember try to guess
fail secret question

Rant bubbles in head
laptops stolen from cars but
I’m saved from myself

pets, smokers, winter
noxious aromas sealed in
dry heat brings dry heaves

abscess caused no pain
root canal was less than fun
gold crown is shiny

gut wrenching pain
i will miss him terribly
July twenty fourth

vertebrae broken
one healed with no one knowing
pain killer junkie

Should have known better
could have forced her to listen
should have could have failed

mom having melt down
believes news crews follow her
don’t know what to do

She’s in hospital
psych evaluation soon
snow-balled them before

remember to save
Power is a cruel mistress
work gone with one fuse

panties from the gap
looked wedgie proof in the store
up my ass right now

no clean underwear
except others made like this
I have five days worth

below freezing out
it used to be warm inside
heat turned off at ten