Bad Haiku ===> Badku

Cell phone nearly dead
Powerbook has shit the bed
Bad tech week for me

i’m getting older
face takes longer to wake up
pillow lines on skin

Independence Day
spent inside watching TV
shows on BBC

My prissy kitten
craves pork rinds and dumplings
friend calls him fag bag

sleepy this morning
get dressed in a stupor
blue socks with brown shoes

I just did some work
I have confirmed a meeting
I feel so dirty

shooting late last night
wedding clients knock on door
still in pajamas

first day of the month
occurred forgotten yesterday
where is the rent check?

at library stuff
large speaker calculator
same size as steven

last slot of the day
try to draw people from bars
heckled by bloggers