Category Archives: Random Events

last speaker of il05

last slot of the day
try to draw people from bars
heckled by bloggers


house smells

fire across the street
auto repair shop burns brightly
house smells like tires


st pats

green wearing morons
drunk all day at the parade
won’t notice my punch


static

dry air in hotel
sock feet walk across carpet
get shock from light switch


high school reunion

reunion countdown
twenty years have passed by
will i still hate them?


frank

cat mortality
frank loses his super-fang
cry in my liquor


foggy

foggy out tonight
lane lines disappear often
where did the road go?


guardrail dent

winter is here
first guardrail dent seen today
cars sliding on road


minivan

binghamton living
a minivan plethora
race to the buffet


rear end

coffee donuts and beer,
dietitians shudder with fear,
with childish delight,
I jam them in left and right,
until my body is nothing but rear.


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