Bad Haiku ===> Badku

pets, smokers, winter
noxious aromas sealed in
dry heat brings dry heaves

abscess caused no pain
root canal was less than fun
gold crown is shiny

teeth feeling grubby
brushing often doesn’t help
visit dentist soon

seventies building
contains poor ventilation
fetid odors stay

house sealed for winter
visible stink miasma
devil’s spawn fear us

new temp position
explanation of duties
mind wanders away

ok, where was i?
web page, snow, code, dirty glass
oooo, people outside

getting directions
mind wanders off to no where
silver is shiny

once every four weeks
comfort comes before fashion
granny pants appear

down around my knees
lace riding over my pants
and a wedgie too