Bad Haiku ===> Badku

dlsc minutes

guestku — Mon, 31 Oct 2011 13:21:28 +0000

I do everything
Our toes are over the edge
We can’t support that

A “C” is top notch
Students fall into a bin
Move everyone up

Push out the data
Wink is good, Wack is better
Is that realistic?

It’s not optional
It’s required or it’s not
Do we value it?

You can customize
The numbers don’t support that
We have twelve of those

Coffee break

Dusty Yurt — Fri, 07 Oct 2011 14:06:01 +0000

legless coffee pot
walking down the hall all day
wait – that’s my bladder

nuggets of joy

guestku — Tue, 10 May 2011 17:43:37 +0000

Pushing the nugget
Is part of your job, says Dean
I try not to weep

thanks, really

Magnificent Spaz — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 17:02:31 +0000

best words ever heard
“you are no longer needed”
a guilt free exit

Smell Ya Later

guestku — Sat, 21 Aug 2010 18:49:03 +0000

Gift from coworkers
Body wash, sanitiziers
Do they think I stink?

plop tits here

Magnificent Spaz — Sat, 21 Aug 2010 16:28:38 +0000

downtown for pizza
lean over in v-neck shirt
get free garlic knots

house guest

guestku — Sat, 21 Aug 2010 16:24:11 +0000

bird in the dryer
critters in the effing wall
is this still my house?

fusion

Unholy Twerp — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 06:30:43 +0000

Joy of not working
becoming one with my couch
I need cheese and beer

flea bath

Unholy Twerp — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 06:03:27 +0000

soggy cat haiku
wet cats here for affection
fruit fly memory

Greased Librarian

Unholy Twerp — Fri, 02 Jul 2010 15:56:43 +0000

This job is proactive, systematic, hydromatic,
Why it’s librarian lightning…
We’ll get some integrated technologies and excellent facilities, oh yeah…
Keep hiring, whoa keep hiring
tenure track and a long drive, oh yeah…
I’ll get it ready, oh, I’ll be ready
With a Masters on the floor they’ll be knocking down my door
You know that ain’t shit when we’ll be gettin’ lots of tit
(original line, hard to top)
greased librarian
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Based on Greased Lightning