what?why?how?mom!

denial begins
despair follows soon after
(i still miss you mom)


Blazing arses

tasty texas hots
shouldn’t eat them every day
bowels will revolt


wtf is that noise?

library patron
has musical hearing aid
making high pitch din


librarian with pms

it’s greek study night
squeals of vapid joy fill the air
where is my mallet?


feel it

My shitty haiku
has been posted on the web.
I’m king for a day!


vomit stew

i like to soak pots
water and food starts to grow
days pass, sludge rippens


billowy, voluminous

big granny panties
billowy, voluminous
dwarfing my poor ass


Burritos!

gassy air abound
Smells that scare small animals
Burritos revenge


moving it along at work

where is my shovel?
it’s high time to move poop piles
evaluation near


spiral

quitting my job now
means downward mobility
should sell the house first


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