Author Archives: Dyeing Breed

April 13, 2016

I win, Cancer

By Dyeing Breed

Saw doctor today
No recurrence in 3 years
Me, 1 – Cancer, zilch

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November 16, 2013

It’s Only Cute When You’re Four

By Dyeing Breed

Small child with gas

Now laughing uncontrollably

He says it tickles

 

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November 16, 2013

Guess We’re Not Good Enough for You Now

By Dyeing Breed

Committee selects speaker

Speaker gets shiny new job

Back to drawing board

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April 6, 2012

Pointing Fingers

By Dyeing Breed

Website is their job

We have quantified the suck

Meeting should go well

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April 3, 2012

That taint right

By Dyeing Breed

Damn librarian
Taught the Dean a few new words
Please don’t google that

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February 25, 2012

TMI

By Dyeing Breed

Body hair issues
not normally talked about
with your Dean, at lunch.

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May 10, 2011

nuggets of joy

By Dyeing Breed

Pushing the nugget
Is part of your job, says Dean
I try not to weep

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