Author Archives: Dyeing Breed

I win, Cancer

Saw doctor today
No recurrence in 3 years
Me, 1 – Cancer, zilch


It’s Only Cute When You’re Four

Small child with gas

Now laughing uncontrollably

He says it tickles

 


Guess We’re Not Good Enough for You Now

Committee selects speaker

Speaker gets shiny new job

Back to drawing board


Pointing Fingers

Website is their job

We have quantified the suck

Meeting should go well


That taint right

Damn librarian
Taught the Dean a few new words
Please don’t google that


TMI

Body hair issues
not normally talked about
with your Dean, at lunch.


nuggets of joy

Pushing the nugget
Is part of your job, says Dean
I try not to weep