Author Archives: Dyeing Breed

We have a winer!

Hauled to the dumpster
Crap from previous trainers
I lasted three years

does it have a window?

Told new boss I quit
Took it better than I thought
She wants my office

I’m free!

Gave notice today
Packed up office months ago
Good bye to Cortland

Smell Ya Later

Gift from coworkers
Body wash, sanitiziers
Do they think I stink?