Author Archives: Magnificent Spaz

Projectile

coughing up green chunks
really should cover my mouth
gave germs to my spouse


Your Training Sucks

Alma migration
Incomprehensible hell
Non-linear shit


Cycle advice

If period late
wear favorite underwear
works every time


bouncy balls

olympic races
jiggling junk in tight trunks
best seen in slo-mo


when did i become a help desk?

drive pen into eye
“let me google that for you”
will answer question


funky car smells

mole den in engine
robin shit bombed windows
time for a garage


vocabulary lessons

working at a school
is about life-long learning
when to use such terms

blast

many expulsions
blast the toilet apart
karen had lactose


regurgiburp

ate curry last night
late hour meal too spicy
tums not helping


hummus

you can feast on it
you can mold it into shapes
it can repair walls