Author Archives: Magnificent Spaz


coughing up green chunks
really should cover my mouth
gave germs to my spouse

Your Training Sucks

Alma migration
Incomprehensible hell
Non-linear shit

Cycle advice

If period late
wear favorite underwear
works every time

bouncy balls

olympic races
jiggling junk in tight trunks
best seen in slo-mo

when did i become a help desk?

drive pen into eye
“let me google that for you”
will answer question

funky car smells

mole den in engine
robin shit bombed windows
time for a garage

vocabulary lessons

working at a school
is about life-long learning
when to use such terms