Author Archives: Magnificent Spaz

January 17, 2019

Projectile

By Magnificent Spaz

coughing up green chunks
really should cover my mouth
gave germs to my spouse

Comments Off on Projectile | posted in Brain Trust, Crude, Gross, Nose Nuggets

August 9, 2018

Your Training Sucks

By Magnificent Spaz

Alma migration
Incomprehensible hell
Non-linear shit

Comments Off on Your Training Sucks | posted in Bad Attitude, Job, Things named after grandma

January 29, 2013

Cycle advice

By Magnificent Spaz

If period late
wear favorite underwear
works every time

Comments Off on Cycle advice | posted in Crude, Fashion Blunders, Gross

August 7, 2012

bouncy balls

By Magnificent Spaz

olympic races
jiggling junk in tight trunks
best seen in slo-mo

Comments Off on bouncy balls | posted in Childish Glee, Crude

May 3, 2012

when did i become a help desk?

By Magnificent Spaz

drive pen into eye
“let me google that for you”
will answer question

Comments Off on when did i become a help desk? | posted in Bad Attitude, Job, Things not to be said at work

April 4, 2012

funky car smells

By Magnificent Spaz

mole den in engine
robin shit bombed windows
time for a garage

Comments Off on funky car smells | posted in Gross, Outside

April 3, 2012

vocabulary lessons

By Magnificent Spaz
working at a school
is about life-long learning
when to use such terms

Comments Off on vocabulary lessons | posted in Bad Attitude, Job, Theme Challenge, Things not to be said at work

March 20, 2012

blast

By Magnificent Spaz

many expulsions
blast the toilet apart
karen had lactose

Comments Off on blast | posted in Intestinal Distress

March 3, 2012

regurgiburp

By Magnificent Spaz

ate curry last night
late hour meal too spicy
tums not helping

Comments Off on regurgiburp | posted in Food!, Intestinal Distress

February 22, 2012

hummus

By Magnificent Spaz

you can feast on it
you can mold it into shapes
it can repair walls

Comments Off on hummus | posted in Childish Glee, Food!, Theme Challenge