Author Archives: Magnificent Spaz

Cycle advice

If period late
wear favorite underwear
works every time


bouncy balls

olympic races
jiggling junk in tight trunks
best seen in slo-mo

when did i become a help desk?

drive pen into eye
“let me google that for you”
will answer question

funky car smells

mole den in engine
robin shit bombed windows
time for a garage

vocabulary lessons

working at a school
is about life-long learning
when to use such terms


many expulsions
blast the toilet apart
karen had lactose


ate curry last night
late hour meal too spicy
tums not helping