Author Archives: Magnificent Spaz

Cycle advice

If period late
wear favorite underwear
works every time

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bouncy balls

olympic races
jiggling junk in tight trunks
best seen in slo-mo


when did i become a help desk?

drive pen into eye
“let me google that for you”
will answer question


funky car smells

mole den in engine
robin shit bombed windows
time for a garage


vocabulary lessons

working at a school
is about life-long learning
when to use such terms

blast

many expulsions
blast the toilet apart
karen had lactose


regurgiburp

ate curry last night
late hour meal too spicy
tums not helping