Author Archives: Unholy Twerp

8 AM follow up

ER hospital
unplug cat. have appointment
sigh.  They don’t trust me

This year sucks. already

nope. not having it
You can’t have Prince and Doris
not in the same week

Performance Anxiety

fitbit anxiousness
must go upstairs to do what?
fuck you, eating cheese

Get off my lawn

I forgot my point
What was I yammering on
about? Off my lawn.

I’m getting Old.

accidental blog
over sixteen years of rage
totally don’t care?


insurance payment
pork roast in crock pot cooking
adulting sucks chunks

Fuck you, new season.

spring, bringer of sneeze
toilet paper nose tampon

Who needs sleep?

Way too much coffee
I have so much to tell you
txt manifesto

The Duke

My cat is happy
tail up run to bathroom
faucet water love

Clean Teeth

unwaxed dental floss
you rip the scuzz right out of my teeth
no wax residue