Author Archives: Unholy Twerp

8 AM follow up

ER hospital
unplug cat. have appointment
sigh.  They don’t trust me

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This year sucks. already

nope. not having it
You can’t have Prince and Doris
not in the same week


Performance Anxiety

fitbit anxiousness
must go upstairs to do what?
fuck you, eating cheese


Get off my lawn

I forgot my point
What was I yammering on
about? Off my lawn.


I’m getting Old.

accidental blog
over sixteen years of rage
totally don’t care?


Dammit

insurance payment
pork roast in crock pot cooking
adulting sucks chunks


Fuck you, new season.

spring, bringer of sneeze
toilet paper nose tampon
sophistication