Author Archives: Unholy Twerp

Greased Librarian

This job is proactive, systematic, hydromatic,
Why it’s librarian lightning…
We’ll get some integrated technologies and excellent facilities, oh yeah…
Keep hiring, whoa keep hiring
tenure track and a long drive, oh yeah…
I’ll get it ready, oh, I’ll be ready
With a Masters on the floor they’ll be knocking down my door
You know that ain’t shit when we’ll be gettin’ lots of tit
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greased librarian
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Based on Greased Lightning