Author Archives: Unholy Twerp

April 13, 2016

Who needs sleep?

By Unholy Twerp

Way too much coffee
I have so much to tell you
txt manifesto

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April 13, 2016

The Duke

By Unholy Twerp

My cat is happy
tail up run to bathroom
faucet water love

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April 13, 2016

Clean Teeth

By Unholy Twerp

unwaxed dental floss
you rip the scuzz right out of my teeth
no wax residue

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April 13, 2016

Hump day sucks

By Unholy Twerp

Wednesdays are boring
I really should get to cleaning
Fuck that noise, have booze

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April 13, 2016

Election time

By Unholy Twerp

Presidential race
Colossal assholes roam free
I am over it

 

(from march 25)

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February 22, 2012

Hummus Challenge…

By Unholy Twerp

I am no poet
but I feel a need to write
an ode to hummus.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ode (poem)

I still have no idea how to go about an ode. but hummus is delicious.

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December 4, 2010

gritty eyes

By Unholy Twerp

reminder to self
+4 allergic to the cats
Wash hands before itch

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