Author Archives: Unholy Twerp

Who needs sleep?

Way too much coffee
I have so much to tell you
txt manifesto

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The Duke

My cat is happy
tail up run to bathroom
faucet water love


Clean Teeth

unwaxed dental floss
you rip the scuzz right out of my teeth
no wax residue


Hump day sucks

Wednesdays are boring
I really should get to cleaning
Fuck that noise, have booze


Election time

Presidential race
Colossal assholes roam free
I am over it

 

(from march 25)


Hummus Challenge…

I am no poet
but I feel a need to write
an ode to hummus.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ode (poem)

I still have no idea how to go about an ode. but hummus is delicious.


gritty eyes

reminder to self
+4 allergic to the cats
Wash hands before itch