Wednesdays are boring
I really should get to cleaning
Fuck that noise, have booze
Author Archives: Unholy Twerp
Hummus Challenge…
I am no poet
but I feel a need to write
an ode to hummus.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ode (poem)
I still have no idea how to go about an ode. but hummus is delicious.
Greased Librarian
This job is proactive, systematic, hydromatic,
Why it’s librarian lightning…
We’ll get some integrated technologies and excellent facilities, oh yeah…
Keep hiring, whoa keep hiring
tenure track and a long drive, oh yeah…
I’ll get it ready, oh, I’ll be ready
With a Masters on the floor they’ll be knocking down my door
You know that ain’t shit when we’ll be gettin’ lots of tit
(original line, hard to top)
greased librarian
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Based on Greased Lightning
EAT ME PASSWORD TEST.
password frustration
can’t remember try to guess
fail secret question
Rant bubbles in head
laptops stolen from cars but
I’m saved from myself