Author Archives: guestku

Purple Light Bulb

Bob drank a lot of wine

Bob found his Amazon account after

Bob is the proud owner of 110 disposable frosting decorating bags, a purple light bulb, and a set of 8 tear drop cookie cutters

Don’t be like Bob unless you need a purple light bulb.

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Work Wear Don’ts

Should not be allowed
Sybil, again in cat suit
Making my eyes burn


human biology 101

in front of the crack
what should i call the darn thing
teabag or nut sac?

wtf?

My basketball shoes
Disappeared into thin air…
The Underpants Gnomes?


Where are you birdy?

Dearest cardinal
I hear you singing somewhere
Sad can’t see you though

Hellishly Hot

Really it is March
so eighty plus degrees out
just seems very wrong


Failure to communicate

what about demo
don’t you fricking understand
put my code up now