Author Archives: guestku

house guest

bird in the dryer
critters in the effing wall
is this still my house?

fun with technology

Cell phone nearly dead
Powerbook has shit the bed
Bad tech week for me

feel it

My shitty haiku
has been posted on the web.
I’m king for a day!

billowy, voluminous

big granny panties
billowy, voluminous
dwarfing my poor ass


gassy air abound
Smells that scare small animals
Burritos revenge