Category Archives: Brain Trust


coughing up green chunks
really should cover my mouth
gave germs to my spouse

Get off my lawn

I forgot my point
What was I yammering on
about? Off my lawn.

Election time

Presidential race
Colossal assholes roam free
I am over it


(from march 25)

Coffee break

legless coffee pot
walking down the hall all day
wait – that’s my bladder

gritty eyes

reminder to self
+4 allergic to the cats
Wash hands before itch

plop tits here

downtown for pizza
lean over in v-neck shirt
get free garlic knots

feel it

My shitty haiku
has been posted on the web.
I’m king for a day!