Category Archives: Brain Trust

too busy?

shooting late last night
wedding clients knock on door
still in pajamas


pill minder only works for pills

pill minder fails oft
look for spit on inhaler
to see if just puffed


nightly ritual

OCD, did I?
no I didn’t, yes I did
should keep pill minder

backtrack: unlock door
beer cigarette donut cat
nope did not take pills


slow thoughts

all blood flows downward
nutrients do not reach brain
thought processes slow


word challenge

math skills are for shit
calculator will save me
I can’t type either


face plant

no wall can stop me
when walking, face plant in wall
wake up giggleing

got up to take piss
closed door to keep bill asleep
forget, slam into door

my nighttime problem
walking with eyes not open
need bell on door knob


ass zits

when treating ass zits
do not scrub with pumice stone
now it hurts to sit


apple juice

I remember why
I do not drink apple juice
nearly shit my pants


bruise

bruise on my forearm
solid lump of dead blood cells
how did it get there?


scatological

maturity flees
nothing gives such glee as the
scatological