Category Archives: Childish Glee

Ink is cool

Green uniball pen
makes sloppy handwriting cool
so I tell myself


yay, no boss today
video games for nine hours
I will do no work

break wind

quiet in the stacks
ah, loud fart in library
into stale silence

apple juice

I remember why
I do not drink apple juice
nearly shit my pants

rear end

coffee donuts and beer,
dietitians shudder with fear,
with childish delight,
I jam them in left and right,
until my body is nothing but rear.


maturity flees
nothing gives such glee as the


mark laid a biscuit
it was gentle and poignant
it cleared the train


pancakes are tasty
bill please make me some food now
i am so lazy