Category Archives: Crude

Projectile

coughing up green chunks
really should cover my mouth
gave germs to my spouse


Fuck you, new season.

spring, bringer of sneeze
toilet paper nose tampon
sophistication


Cycle advice

If period late
wear favorite underwear
works every time


bouncy balls

olympic races
jiggling junk in tight trunks
best seen in slo-mo


human biology 101

in front of the crack
what should i call the darn thing
teabag or nut sac?

TMI

Body hair issues
not normally talked about
with your Dean, at lunch.


Burritos!

gassy air abound
Smells that scare small animals
Burritos revenge


Every shit you take

job creates poop piles

I move them away from me

they always return


Please, can I open a window?

house sealed for winter
visible stink miasma
devil’s spawn fear us


oops, was that me?

noisy intestines
gas at the reference desk
should i let one fly?