for days been on can
movements are fast and fluid
the corn floats freely
Category Archives: Crude
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panties from the gap
looked wedgie proof in the store
up my ass right now
no clean underwear
except others made like this
I have five days worth
Feeling damn good
Post flu phlegm-a-thon
stuck in my throat like cement
shhhhhhnorking does no good
beans
do not lift butt cheek
in company of others
odors not welcome
sweaty work place
no ac at work
in office in wife beater
collecting boob sweat
break wind
quiet in the stacks
ah, loud fart in library
into stale silence
oops
its cycle day five
forgot to use a tampon
underwear a mess
hurray for year round allergies
winter dry again
awaken when nose erupts
a blood volcano
interrupted
about to take dump
someone walks into bathroom
my rectum slams shut
picking or dry air?
blood crust on my hands
nose trickles blood while sleeping
humidity low