Category Archives: Crude

Every shit you take

job creates poop piles

I move them away from me

they always return

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Please, can I open a window?

house sealed for winter
visible stink miasma
devil’s spawn fear us


oops, was that me?

noisy intestines
gas at the reference desk
should i let one fly?


bowel knots

for days been on can
movements are fast and fluid
the corn floats freely


Decisions Decisions

panties from the gap
looked wedgie proof in the store
up my ass right now

no clean underwear
except others made like this
I have five days worth


Feeling damn good

Post flu phlegm-a-thon
stuck in my throat like cement
shhhhhhnorking does no good


beans

do not lift butt cheek
in company of others
odors not welcome