Category Archives: Drunk

Purple Light Bulb

Bob drank a lot of wine

Bob found his Amazon account after

Bob is the proud owner of 110 disposable frosting decorating bags, a purple light bulb, and a set of 8 tear drop cookie cutters

Don’t be like Bob unless you need a purple light bulb.

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Hump day sucks

Wednesdays are boring
I really should get to cleaning
Fuck that noise, have booze


HBP

family crisis
causes blood pressure to rise
drinking fixes this


Helloooo Cop, what you lookin at?

lizard brain shopping
cat needs, sugar needs, caffeine….
what you looking at?

cat litter, pop tarts
milk for the morning coffee
bases are covered

stagger home one block
open front door up the stairs
milk in fridge, face plant


red bull

red bull and vodka
shall soak up my misery
until I vomit


escalator

trying to get home
alcohol impairs balance
fucking moving stairs


dickhead mode

boss in dickhead mode
operation shitfaced
begins after three