Category Archives: Drunk

Hump day sucks

Wednesdays are boring
I really should get to cleaning
Fuck that noise, have booze



family crisis
causes blood pressure to rise
drinking fixes this

Helloooo Cop, what you lookin at?

lizard brain shopping
cat needs, sugar needs, caffeine….
what you looking at?

cat litter, pop tarts
milk for the morning coffee
bases are covered

stagger home one block
open front door up the stairs
milk in fridge, face plant

red bull

red bull and vodka
shall soak up my misery
until I vomit


trying to get home
alcohol impairs balance
fucking moving stairs

dickhead mode

boss in dickhead mode
operation shitfaced
begins after three


devils food donut
will improve my mood greatly
goes best with Guinness