Category Archives: Drunk

Guinness

devils food donut
will improve my mood greatly
goes best with Guinness

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drink lots

bad news comes on phone
not going to get the job
go home and drink lots


finally friday

finally friday
tonight i will get stupid
drunk and go to bed


spilled beer

jesus fucking christ
I spilled my beer yet again
who will buy me more?


malodorous temptress

riding my bus is
a malodorous temptress
fresh off bar room floor


stinky drinkers dump

a young woman
taking stinky drinkers dump
I interrupt her