Category Archives: Fashion Blunders

December 18, 2013

Work Wear Don’ts

By guestku

Should not be allowed
Sybil, again in cat suit
Making my eyes burn

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January 29, 2013

Cycle advice

By Magnificent Spaz

If period late
wear favorite underwear
works every time

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August 21, 2010

plop tits here

By Magnificent Spaz

downtown for pizza
lean over in v-neck shirt
get free garlic knots

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January 24, 2009

billowy, voluminous

By guestku

big granny panties
billowy, voluminous
dwarfing my poor ass

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April 11, 2008

get x-rays

By Unholy Twerp

abscess caused no pain
root canal was less than fun
gold crown is shiny

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January 25, 2006

Clogs suck

By Unholy Twerp

shiny ugly clogs
if you buy another pair
I will kick your ass

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January 11, 2006

Spending priorities

By Magnificent Spaz

worn jeans for a year
should buy a new pair or two
bought purple clogs first

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December 7, 2005

under pants

By Magnificent Spaz

once every four weeks
comfort comes before fashion
granny pants appear

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December 7, 2005

Glorious Granny Panties

By Unholy Twerp

down around my knees
lace riding over my pants
and a wedgie too

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December 7, 2005

my eyes are watering

By Unholy Twerp

I have smelly pants
jeans I haven’t washed in weeks
I’m wearing them now

My shoes are bad too
stink is nearly visible
you stay away now

Comments Off on my eyes are watering | posted in Crude, Fashion Blunders, Hygiene