Category Archives: Fashion Blunders

Work Wear Don’ts

Should not be allowed
Sybil, again in cat suit
Making my eyes burn

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Cycle advice

If period late
wear favorite underwear
works every time


plop tits here

downtown for pizza
lean over in v-neck shirt
get free garlic knots


billowy, voluminous

big granny panties
billowy, voluminous
dwarfing my poor ass


get x-rays

abscess caused no pain
root canal was less than fun
gold crown is shiny


Clogs suck

shiny ugly clogs
if you buy another pair
I will kick your ass


Spending priorities

worn jeans for a year
should buy a new pair or two
bought purple clogs first