Category Archives: Fashion Blunders

i’m wearing what?

sleepy this morning
get dressed in a stupor
blue socks with brown shoes


polyester

today I’m wearing
polyester underwear
they trap moisture


panties

no clean panties here
into the washer, churn churn
soon skidmarks will leave


vuitton bag

with your vuitton bag
and your spanking new cell phone
that wedgie still hurts