Category Archives: Fashion Blunders

under pants

once every four weeks
comfort comes before fashion
granny pants appear


Glorious Granny Panties

down around my knees
lace riding over my pants
and a wedgie too

my eyes are watering

I have smelly pants
jeans I haven’t washed in weeks
I’m wearing them now

My shoes are bad too
stink is nearly visible
you stay away now

i’m wearing what?

sleepy this morning
get dressed in a stupor
blue socks with brown shoes


today I’m wearing
polyester underwear
they trap moisture


no clean panties here
into the washer, churn churn
soon skidmarks will leave

vuitton bag

with your vuitton bag
and your spanking new cell phone
that wedgie still hurts