Category Archives: Geek

Failure to communicate

what about demo
don’t you fricking understand
put my code up now


visual basic hell

asp struggles
if integer equals blah
mind thrown for a loop


coding hell

SQL phrase tanked
‘object not found’, yet again
bang head on table


paper weight

running a program
makes stupid computer smoke
ebay has better


Time for new computer

Ominous ticking
hair dryer blows dust away
does nothing to help


Ink is cool

Green uniball pen
makes sloppy handwriting cool
so I tell myself


The computer, she is old

Shit, bluescreen of death
new computer is needed
stronger, faster games