Category Archives: Gross


coughing up green chunks
really should cover my mouth
gave germs to my spouse

Clean Teeth

unwaxed dental floss
you rip the scuzz right out of my teeth
no wax residue

Cycle advice

If period late
wear favorite underwear
works every time

funky car smells

mole den in engine
robin shit bombed windows
time for a garage


Joy of not working
becoming one with my couch
I need cheese and beer

vomit stew

i like to soak pots
water and food starts to grow
days pass, sludge rippens

get x-rays

abscess caused no pain
root canal was less than fun
gold crown is shiny

lazy hygiene

don’t always shower
i am not a bad person
just a smelly one

bowel knots

for days been on can
movements are fast and fluid
the corn floats freely

three day fartathon

i ate some garlic

well, maybe about a bulb

infinite gas cloud