Category Archives: Gross
coughing up green chunks
really should cover my mouth
gave germs to my spouse
Comments Off on Projectile | posted in Brain Trust, Crude, Gross, Nose Nuggets
unwaxed dental floss
you rip the scuzz right out of my teeth
no wax residue
Comments Off on Clean Teeth | posted in Gross, Hygiene, Whatever
If period late
wear favorite underwear
works every time
Comments Off on Cycle advice | posted in Crude, Fashion Blunders, Gross
mole den in engine
robin shit bombed windows
time for a garage
Comments Off on funky car smells | posted in Gross, Outside
Joy of not working
becoming one with my couch
I need cheese and beer
Comments Off on fusion | posted in Bad Attitude, Gross, Hygiene
i like to soak pots
water and food starts to grow
days pass, sludge rippens
Comments Off on vomit stew | posted in Brain Trust, Gross, Hygiene
abscess caused no pain
root canal was less than fun
gold crown is shiny
Comments Off on get x-rays | posted in Fashion Blunders, Gross, Hygiene, Pain, Theme Challenge
don’t always shower
i am not a bad person
just a smelly one
Comments Off on lazy hygiene | posted in Gross, Hygiene
for days been on can
movements are fast and fluid
the corn floats freely
Comments Off on bowel knots | posted in Crude, Gross, Intestinal Distress
i ate some garlic
well, maybe about a bulb
infinite gas cloud
Comments Off on three day fartathon | posted in Gross, Intestinal Distress
