Category Archives: Gross

January 17, 2019

Projectile

By Magnificent Spaz

coughing up green chunks
really should cover my mouth
gave germs to my spouse

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April 13, 2016

Clean Teeth

By Unholy Twerp

unwaxed dental floss
you rip the scuzz right out of my teeth
no wax residue

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January 29, 2013

Cycle advice

By Magnificent Spaz

If period late
wear favorite underwear
works every time

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April 4, 2012

funky car smells

By Magnificent Spaz

mole den in engine
robin shit bombed windows
time for a garage

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August 2, 2010

fusion

By Unholy Twerp

Joy of not working
becoming one with my couch
I need cheese and beer

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January 25, 2009

vomit stew

By Magnificent Spaz

i like to soak pots
water and food starts to grow
days pass, sludge rippens

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April 11, 2008

get x-rays

By Unholy Twerp

abscess caused no pain
root canal was less than fun
gold crown is shiny

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