Category Archives: Gross

lazy hygiene

don’t always shower
i am not a bad person
just a smelly one

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bowel knots

for days been on can
movements are fast and fluid
the corn floats freely


three day fartathon

i ate some garlic

well, maybe about a bulb

infinite gas cloud


My face hurts

bloody snot rocket
cleared from sinus in shower
the flu goes down drain