Category Archives: Hygiene

Clean Teeth

unwaxed dental floss
you rip the scuzz right out of my teeth
no wax residue

Hump day sucks

Wednesdays are boring
I really should get to cleaning
Fuck that noise, have booze


Body hair issues
not normally talked about
with your Dean, at lunch.

gritty eyes

reminder to self
+4 allergic to the cats
Wash hands before itch


Joy of not working
becoming one with my couch
I need cheese and beer

flea bath

soggy cat haiku
wet cats here for affection
fruit fly memory

vomit stew

i like to soak pots
water and food starts to grow
days pass, sludge rippens

Can i open a window?

pets, smokers, winter
noxious aromas sealed in
dry heat brings dry heaves

get x-rays

abscess caused no pain
root canal was less than fun
gold crown is shiny

crusty teeth

teeth feeling grubby
brushing often doesn’t help
visit dentist soon