Category Archives: Hygiene
unwaxed dental floss
you rip the scuzz right out of my teeth
no wax residue
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Wednesdays are boring
I really should get to cleaning
Fuck that noise, have booze
Comments Off on Hump day sucks | posted in Bad Attitude, Drunk, Hygiene, Whatever
Body hair issues
not normally talked about
with your Dean, at lunch.
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reminder to self
+4 allergic to the cats
Wash hands before itch
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Joy of not working
becoming one with my couch
I need cheese and beer
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soggy cat haiku
wet cats here for affection
fruit fly memory
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i like to soak pots
water and food starts to grow
days pass, sludge rippens
Comments Off on vomit stew | posted in Brain Trust, Gross, Hygiene
pets, smokers, winter
noxious aromas sealed in
dry heat brings dry heaves
Comments Off on Can i open a window? | posted in Hygiene, Pain, Theme Challenge
abscess caused no pain
root canal was less than fun
gold crown is shiny
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teeth feeling grubby
brushing often doesn’t help
visit dentist soon
Comments Off on crusty teeth | posted in Hygiene, lame, Theme Challenge
Bad Haiku ===> Badku 