Category Archives: Hygiene

Clean Teeth

unwaxed dental floss
you rip the scuzz right out of my teeth
no wax residue


Hump day sucks

Wednesdays are boring
I really should get to cleaning
Fuck that noise, have booze


TMI

Body hair issues
not normally talked about
with your Dean, at lunch.


gritty eyes

reminder to self
+4 allergic to the cats
Wash hands before itch


fusion

Joy of not working
becoming one with my couch
I need cheese and beer


flea bath

soggy cat haiku
wet cats here for affection
fruit fly memory


vomit stew

i like to soak pots
water and food starts to grow
days pass, sludge rippens


Can i open a window?

pets, smokers, winter
noxious aromas sealed in
dry heat brings dry heaves


get x-rays

abscess caused no pain
root canal was less than fun
gold crown is shiny


crusty teeth

teeth feeling grubby
brushing often doesn’t help
visit dentist soon