Category Archives: Intestinal Distress
Small child with gas
Now laughing uncontrollably
He says it tickles
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many expulsions
blast the toilet apart
karen had lactose
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ate curry last night
late hour meal too spicy
tums not helping
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tasty texas hots
shouldn’t eat them every day
bowels will revolt
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gassy air abound
Smells that scare small animals
Burritos revenge
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noisy intestines
gas at the reference desk
should i let one fly?
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for days been on can
movements are fast and fluid
the corn floats freely
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i ate some garlic
well, maybe about a bulb
infinite gas cloud
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do not lift butt cheek
in company of others
odors not welcome
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running a fever
the stomach gurgles and churns
ate something funky
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