Category Archives: Intestinal Distress

It’s Only Cute When You’re Four

Small child with gas

Now laughing uncontrollably

He says it tickles

 


blast

many expulsions
blast the toilet apart
karen had lactose


regurgiburp

ate curry last night
late hour meal too spicy
tums not helping


Blazing arses

tasty texas hots
shouldn’t eat them every day
bowels will revolt


Burritos!

gassy air abound
Smells that scare small animals
Burritos revenge


oops, was that me?

noisy intestines
gas at the reference desk
should i let one fly?


bowel knots

for days been on can
movements are fast and fluid
the corn floats freely


three day fartathon

i ate some garlic

well, maybe about a bulb

infinite gas cloud


beans

do not lift butt cheek
in company of others
odors not welcome


check expiration dates

running a fever
the stomach gurgles and churns
ate something funky