Category Archives: Intestinal Distress

November 16, 2013

It’s Only Cute When You’re Four

By Dyeing Breed

Small child with gas

Now laughing uncontrollably

He says it tickles

 

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March 20, 2012

blast

By Magnificent Spaz

many expulsions
blast the toilet apart
karen had lactose

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March 3, 2012

regurgiburp

By Magnificent Spaz

ate curry last night
late hour meal too spicy
tums not helping

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August 18, 2009

Blazing arses

By Magnificent Spaz

tasty texas hots
shouldn’t eat them every day
bowels will revolt

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January 24, 2009

Burritos!

By guestku

gassy air abound
Smells that scare small animals
Burritos revenge

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February 29, 2008

oops, was that me?

By Magnificent Spaz

noisy intestines
gas at the reference desk
should i let one fly?

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February 26, 2008

bowel knots

By Magnificent Spaz

for days been on can
movements are fast and fluid
the corn floats freely

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September 22, 2007

three day fartathon

By Magnificent Spaz

i ate some garlic

well, maybe about a bulb

infinite gas cloud

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September 20, 2006

beans

By Magnificent Spaz

do not lift butt cheek
in company of others
odors not welcome

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August 21, 2006

check expiration dates

By Unholy Twerp

running a fever
the stomach gurgles and churns
ate something funky

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