Category Archives: Intestinal Distress

break wind

quiet in the stacks
ah, loud fart in library
into stale silence


interrupted

about to take dump
someone walks into bathroom
my rectum slams shut


shart

take time out to shit
even if you are busy
nature does not wait


regurgiburp

fast peristalsis
is unpleasant in reverse
get to taste food twice


lactose

sleeping peacefully
awoke to loud butt trumpet
karen ate cheese last night


fiber

drink plenty of water
move solids through colon
or pass naught but air


veggie burger

bad veggie burger
then exorcist vomiting
same time as the runs


travel

need to shit right now
impacted bowel hurting
six hours to go


apple juice

I remember why
I do not drink apple juice
nearly shit my pants


interview

interview today
bowels are moving too fast
burritos out now