Category Archives: Job

Your Training Sucks

Alma migration
Incomprehensible hell
Non-linear shit

Work Wear Don’ts

Should not be allowed
Sybil, again in cat suit
Making my eyes burn

Guess We’re Not Good Enough for You Now

Committee selects speaker

Speaker gets shiny new job

Back to drawing board

when did i become a help desk?

drive pen into eye
“let me google that for you”
will answer question

Pointing Fingers

Website is their job

We have quantified the suck

Meeting should go well

human biology 101

in front of the crack
what should i call the darn thing
teabag or nut sac?

vocabulary lessons

working at a school
is about life-long learning
when to use such terms

That taint right

Damn librarian
Taught the Dean a few new words
Please don’t google that

Failure to communicate

what about demo
don’t you fricking understand
put my code up now


Body hair issues
not normally talked about
with your Dean, at lunch.