Category Archives: Job

dlsc minutes

I do everything
Our toes are over the edge
We can’t support that

A “C” is top notch
Students fall into a bin
Move everyone up

Push out the data
Wink is good, Wack is better
Is that realistic?

It’s not optional
It’s required or it’s not
Do we value it?

You can customize
The numbers don’t support that
We have twelve of those

Coffee break

legless coffee pot
walking down the hall all day
wait – that’s my bladder

nuggets of joy

Pushing the nugget
Is part of your job, says Dean
I try not to weep

thanks, really

best words ever heard
“you are no longer needed”
a guilt free exit

Why would you ask that?

Yay! We’re expecting!
Told the boss the happy news
Was it planned? She asked

Did she check?

Boss says coworker
Must have a stick up his ass
How do I respond?

Bitter much?

Coworker tells me
I’m not twenty anymore
Thanks, you old biddy

no straight jacket this week, thanks

It’s been a good week
coworkers have all their limbs
my meds are working

We have a winer!

Hauled to the dumpster
Crap from previous trainers
I lasted three years

curse or blessing?

it’s that time again.
yearly evaluation
will i be set free?