Category Archives: Whatever

8 AM follow up

ER hospital
unplug cat. have appointment
sigh.  They don’t trust me


This year sucks. already

nope. not having it
You can’t have Prince and Doris
not in the same week


Performance Anxiety

fitbit anxiousness
must go upstairs to do what?
fuck you, eating cheese


I win, Cancer

Saw doctor today
No recurrence in 3 years
Me, 1 – Cancer, zilch


I’m getting Old.

accidental blog
over sixteen years of rage
totally don’t care?


Dammit

insurance payment
pork roast in crock pot cooking
adulting sucks chunks


Fuck you, new season.

spring, bringer of sneeze
toilet paper nose tampon
sophistication


The Duke

My cat is happy
tail up run to bathroom
faucet water love


Clean Teeth

unwaxed dental floss
you rip the scuzz right out of my teeth
no wax residue


Hump day sucks

Wednesdays are boring
I really should get to cleaning
Fuck that noise, have booze