Category Archives: Whatever
ER hospital
unplug cat. have appointment
sigh. They don’t trust me
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nope. not having it
You can’t have Prince and Doris
not in the same week
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fitbit anxiousness
must go upstairs to do what?
fuck you, eating cheese
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Saw doctor today
No recurrence in 3 years
Me, 1 – Cancer, zilch
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accidental blog
over sixteen years of rage
totally don’t care?
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insurance payment
pork roast in crock pot cooking
adulting sucks chunks
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spring, bringer of sneeze
toilet paper nose tampon
sophistication
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My cat is happy
tail up run to bathroom
faucet water love
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unwaxed dental floss
you rip the scuzz right out of my teeth
no wax residue
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Wednesdays are boring
I really should get to cleaning
Fuck that noise, have booze
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Bad Haiku ===> Badku 