insurance payment
pork roast in crock pot cooking
adulting sucks chunks


Fuck you, new season.

spring, bringer of sneeze
toilet paper nose tampon

Who needs sleep?

Way too much coffee
I have so much to tell you
txt manifesto

The Duke

My cat is happy
tail up run to bathroom
faucet water love

Clean Teeth

unwaxed dental floss
you rip the scuzz right out of my teeth
no wax residue

Hump day sucks

Wednesdays are boring
I really should get to cleaning
Fuck that noise, have booze

Election time

Presidential race
Colossal assholes roam free
I am over it


(from march 25)