Fuck you, new season.

spring, bringer of sneeze
toilet paper nose tampon
sophistication


Who needs sleep?

Way too much coffee
I have so much to tell you
txt manifesto


The Duke

My cat is happy
tail up run to bathroom
faucet water love


Clean Teeth

unwaxed dental floss
you rip the scuzz right out of my teeth
no wax residue


Hump day sucks

Wednesdays are boring
I really should get to cleaning
Fuck that noise, have booze


Election time

Presidential race
Colossal assholes roam free
I am over it

 

(from march 25)


Work Wear Don’ts

Should not be allowed
Sybil, again in cat suit
Making my eyes burn