insurance payment
pork roast in crock pot cooking
adulting sucks chunks
Comments Off on Dammit | posted in Bad Attitude, Food!, lazy, Whatever
spring, bringer of sneeze
toilet paper nose tampon
sophistication
Comments Off on Fuck you, new season. | posted in allergy, Bad Attitude, Crude, Whatever
Way too much coffee
I have so much to tell you
txt manifesto
Comments Off on Who needs sleep? | posted in Mental Health, What ADD?
My cat is happy
tail up run to bathroom
faucet water love
Comments Off on The Duke | posted in cats, Random Events, Whatever
unwaxed dental floss
you rip the scuzz right out of my teeth
no wax residue
Comments Off on Clean Teeth | posted in Gross, Hygiene, Whatever
Wednesdays are boring
I really should get to cleaning
Fuck that noise, have booze
Comments Off on Hump day sucks | posted in Bad Attitude, Drunk, Hygiene, Whatever
Presidential race
Colossal assholes roam free
I am over it
(from march 25)
Comments Off on Election time | posted in Bad Attitude, Brain Trust, lame, Requires Therapy, Whatever
Should not be allowed
Sybil, again in cat suit
Making my eyes burn
Comments Off on Work Wear Don’ts | posted in Fashion Blunders, Guestku, Job, Mental Health
Small child with gas
Now laughing uncontrollably
He says it tickles
Comments Off on It’s Only Cute When You’re Four | posted in Childish Glee, Intestinal Distress
Committee selects speaker
Speaker gets shiny new job
Back to drawing board
Comments Off on Guess We’re Not Good Enough for You Now | posted in Bad Attitude, Job, Whatever
Bad Haiku ===> Badku 