brownie falls to floor
did anyone notice this?
brush off the dirt, eat…
Category Archives: Hygiene
lazy vs. wedgie
underwear up ass
fills me with great discomfort
don’t want to get up…
insect?
dark spot on my floor
check to see if is moving
if not, ignore it…
public toilet
wallet in toilet
it sinks in murky water
I will not rescue …
underpants
clean underpants are on
that’s a good start to any day
now find a clean shirt …
ass zits
when treating ass zits
do not scrub with pumice stone
now it hurts to sit …
cowlick II
You have a cowlick
welcome to my fun hair world
covered with them soon …
cowlick I
always flat limp hair
acquire a new cowlick
now hair has some life …
rancid burp
stinky pizza lunch
eat mints to hide onion breath
rancid burp not good …
insane rage
stupid with cramps
insane rage soon to follow
will I ruin pants?…